roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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mom: can you do me a favor?
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

cyclipse95:

thatfunnyblog:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

R E T U R N T H E S L A B

kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

What my snapchat conversations consist of

thejourneytonirvana:

gorilla-manor:

still in my top 5 favourite videos on the internet. 

ITS BACK THIS IS MY FAVE