the past was fucked up
There will be plenty more fucked up photos from our generation I’m sure
Because sometimes she posts dumb stuff that I can’t just not say anything back to because it sounds terrible on my part so I have to set things straight usually because she leaves out key parts of info that makes the whole thing more understandable
My girlfriend just sent me like 8 snapchats of pregnancy prep books
It was a joke.
You told me it wasn’t a joke, you told me you were just showing me that they had them. You told me you wouldn’t joke about that any more, you said it wasn’t a joke..
life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.” months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”
one could not even HOPE for a better reaction to the surprise of licking a lime