nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

In the summer time Kelsea and I surprised my dad with a kitten, we weren’t sure if he would even keep it but he fell in love. So much so that he’s made him a facebook and updates it quite regularly. He has too much time on his hands, truly he does but I love him all the same.

If anybody is interested in what our cats up to be sure to like his facebook page.

Our neighbour asked my dad if he wanted an ATM machine. He said yes.

To my knowledge this was the first time my dad and him had even spoken and dad left with an ATM machine.

Our neighbour asked my dad if he wanted an ATM machine. He said yes.

To my knowledge this was the first time my dad and him had even spoken and dad left with an ATM machine.

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

I wish

I wish

Kelsea has two moods, super nice and then super scary and ready to kill

These photos were taken within seconds of each other

dreywhore:

Taken by him

dreywhore:

Taken by him

queensarcasrn:

tidesandflows:

kasukasumoe:

zeekayart:

if you know each of these commercials you just might be canadian

OH GOD.

ALL OF THESE

chriiiiist nooooo

surprisebitch:

on a scale of 1 to done

i’m

image

kelsealovescats:

I have some vegan Italian ground round to put over pasta but I always make more than I need and I never eat any after wards

Chrystal

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid