When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?
check out this periodic table
I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.